Sleeping in the Church Office
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
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You took Monday off but didn't really rest after a long weekend serving in your church. Tuesday rolls around and you nod-off at your desk. Along comes the senior pastor (who already thinks you're a slacker) and catches you napping. Here are the BEST things to say:
8. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
7. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the dry erase board marker."
6. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
5. "Rats! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
2. "I wasn't sleeping..... I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
1. "Amen"
(adapted from my dad's blog)
posted by Unknown @ 10:31 AM |
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2 Comments:
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At 11/06/2007,
Brent said...
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Classic.
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At 11/06/2007,
Shane Vander Hart said...
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LOL, this is great!
